Unfortunately this is not far from the truth.  Metaphorically and literally.
And now we have an amended forecast of 40C on Xmas Day.
I’m moving to Antarctica.

Unfortunately this is not far from the truth.  Metaphorically and literally.

And now we have an amended forecast of 40C on Xmas Day.

I’m moving to Antarctica.

My back is out again.  Please excuse me while I set up for my pity party.