more summer in Australia horror…

# of giant flying bush cockroaches smashed in my house with a shoe several times (those fuckers take at least 3 hits to die) since I arrived home one hour ago?

11.

ELEVEN.

It’s like a horror movie here.  They are flinging themselves at the flyscreen trying to get in.

Halp?

Edit:  make that THIRTEEN.  Fuck.

A few snaps I took at the beach today… 

It’s Australia Day next week.  Basically an excuse for bogans to get drunk and let their bigoted, misguided “patriotism” run free.  You can just see the life size inflatable kangaroo in the back of the ute….

(Source: mariposima)

My top of the wazza airconditioning system. See also: wet towel + fan.

My top of the wazza airconditioning system.

See also: wet towel + fan.

Yeah, baby.  Right now. Red is my favourite colour.

Yeah, baby.  Right now.

Red is my favourite colour.

I just had my 7th cold shower of the day…

Sweet, sweet relief…